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Joke of the Day

"Guys can we please begin calling Krav Maga ""Jew Jitsu?"" I'm pretty serious about this but I don't know where to post it."

"Why should you never trust an atom? Because they make up everything.."

"Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country? He was Snowden."

"What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm? A pimp."

"What do you call a perfect society formed by an Asian? A Yutopia"

"I farted on the bus today and four people turned around I felt like I was on the voice."

"Siri, answer all of my toddler's stupid questions."

"What you shouldnt answer when a parent asks you what to do if their baby wont stop crying I dont know, just foogle it"

"I never pay for drinks I just insult women at bars & when they throw drinks in my face I open my mouth haha thanks for the free booze ladies"

"Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane? The steaks have never been higher"