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Joke of the Day
"What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth? The front row of a Willie Nelson concert."
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"White people will swim with sharks, wrestle with alligators, and sleep with tigers.... ....but get nervous when a person of color walks by. Sounds about white."
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"Did you hear the one about the gay midget? He went up on a guy."
"If you see a man running down the street tonight, blowing a whistle & wearing a life guard shirt...don't worry, I'm just chasing my dream."
"There are three people in this world... Those who can count, and those you can not."
"What did they call taxi drivers in Nazi Germany? Ubermensch."
"I wonder if flies ever think, ""I bet I could get this guy to slap himself in the face."" Because they'd be right."
"What's Adam Sandler's favorite salsa? Medium Pace"