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Joke of the Day

"-Come on, it's time to go -No -We are going to be late -I hate school -But Mum, you have to take me!"

"How do skeletons reproduce? They don't."

"Avril Lavigne: He was a boy. She was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious? Me: Yes you could. That is incredibly vague."

"A rolling stone... somebody pushed it."

"in movies when guy& girl lie side by side in bed & say ""that was amazing"" theyre talkin abt a Rush drum solo. thats wat happend be4 the cut"

"I'm not what you call ""country"" I play support in MOBA games because farming is a foreign concept to me"

"Why do only 2 Mexicans pass the border at once? Because the sign says no trespassing."

"I'm never gonna tell the person I'm meeting up with that you said hi."

"I remember this one time I ran out of gas. It was pretty scary. Almost dark. I was all alone. I mean it was a lawnmower, but still."

"Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke? Because it was crumby."