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Joke of the Day
"I might commit suicide at lunch today... ...and mix all of the soft drinks together!!!"
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"What's an algebra teachers favorite animal? A grr-affe http://metalinjection.junipconcepts.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Giraffe-Tongue-Orchestra.jpg?1fed28"
"I can never remember, is it ""break a leg"" or ""choke and die""? My niece looked pretty upset."
"What did one casket say to the other casket? ""Is that you coffin?'"
"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman? Mick Jagger says, ""Hey you, get offa' my cloud."" A Scotsman says, ""Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."""
"What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas? Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)"
"Why do black people have red eyes after sexual intercourse? Because of the pepper spray."
"Alabama changed the legal drinking age to 33. They're trying to keep it out of high schools."
"To be fair, ""old-fashioned"" doesn't necessarily mean racist; it could also mean sexist."
"if you love something set it free. except Shamu.. we all love Shamu but he must be imprisoned forever"