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Joke of the Day

"My wife puts her pants on just like everyone else, but when she gets one leg in I push her over while she's off balance."

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"What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend? There isn't one..."
"Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing: ""He's such a sensitive child. Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."""
"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and put in a freezer"
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"What is a Freudian slip? When you say one thing but mean your mother."
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