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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend? There isn't one..."
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"Finally time for Donald Trump to.. Finally time for Donald Trump to have his long-pending anus transplant. He really needs to stop shitting from his mouth now."
"Yo momma joke Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number."""
"If women don't fool around, and men do fool around, who are the men fooling around with?"
"If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do people with one leg work? IHOP."
"what picture is guaranteed to make the front page of Reddit? Bernie Sanders sitting on a mildly interesting toilet while playing fallout 4"
"PATIENT: my stomach is killing me, doc DR DOG: I've got just the thing for you *hands him a prescription bottle filled with grass*"
"I paid for my meal at McDonald's with love. [NSFW] I pulled out some money and the cashier was like, ""no, let me see you fuck this Big Mac instead."""
"I wait tables with an obnoxious ex-mechanical engineer... ...he's always going on and on about the restaurant's utensil modulus."
"A good will gesture . . . A friendly chap from a local charity asked for a donation towards restoring the community swimming pool today. . . I gave him a bottle of water."