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Joke of the Day

"Why do they call your dick ""Robin Hood?"" Cuz I'm a girl stealer and I still have my foreskin ;)"

"A good sign that you're not ready for children is if you cut your food with a credit card."

"Trump wants to appoint Ben Carson to the Department of Education, but I think he would do better in the FDA He can feed everyone with all of the grain in those pyramids."

"Why did Jill fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle."

"How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining."

"What is white, moody, easy to beat and makes me do stupid stuff? My penis."

"What black & White and cool as f**k? A fridge with a leather jacket on."

"Why are Black people so fast? [Don't say it in public] ... because all the slow ones are in Jail"

"Did you hear about the man who was to amputate a foot? They amputated the wrong one. Now they're both in a wheelchair."

"M: If I cashew looking through my windows agai- H: What? M: I saw you pecan! H: No, I wasn- M: You're macadamian me mad. H: You're nuts."