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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why consuming ants is good for your health? It's because they have anty-bodies!"

"What driver doesn't have a license? A screwdriver"

"What do you call someone who's pretending to be from Sicily? Amoxicillin"

"Very few people can brag about getting a handjob from their barber after a haircut nowadays. Then again, very few people cut their own hair."

"Obi-wan: It's over Anakin! I have the high ground! Anakin:*Force pushes him out of the way* Obi-wan: Damn that completely obvious solution"

"What do you call the crazy people who always hang out with musicians? Bass players"

"I was in the gym. ""1,2,3,4,"" counted my personal trainer, as I panted. ""Come on,"" he added, ""Now we've got you down the stairs, we can do a workout!"""

"How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears? With a ""Cry-key!"""

"There was a fire at the local university. It was a smoke-free campus, so everyone present was arrested."

"What did Kermit eat after he got divorced? Pork Chops"