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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why consuming ants is good for your health? It's because they have anty-bodies!"

"The mean Apple Store manager He's a real apphole."

"I was shopping with my wife the other day and saw a TV on sale for $20... It said that the volume was stuck on full. I looked at my wife and said ""I can't turn this one down!"""

"What is the difference between God and a police officer? God doesn't think he's a police officer."

"What do bees chew? Bumble gum."

"Recreational drugs? No thanks, I went pro years ago."

"How do you know if the wool in your socks came from New Zealand? They've already got cum stains before you open the package."

"What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich? *Make me one with everything*"

"Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery? He thought it had a lot of potential."

"What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her? It's an aunt-*on*-him."