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Joke of the Day

"There was a fire at the local university. It was a smoke-free campus, so everyone present was arrested."

"""A car I've never seen before just parked outside. We're gonna die CAN YOU HEAR ME Jesus Christ you're not listening to me I said..."" - Dogs"

"Just beat Eminem 4000 straight times at musical chairs by playing ""The Real Slim Shady"" over and over."

"MILEY Y U NO PARTY IN OTHER COUNTRY?"

"Why are pirates never scared of a storm? Because they love torrents."

"One thing that really annoys me is everything."

"Someday I'd like to meet the tiny creature piloting Vin Diesel's body."

"Why did barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box."

"What does 90 year old Pu$$y taste like? Depends..."

"shout out to the little girl at the zoo earlier who said ""when I grow up I want to be bamboo"""