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Joke of the Day

"I was in the gym. ""1,2,3,4,"" counted my personal trainer, as I panted. ""Come on,"" he added, ""Now we've got you down the stairs, we can do a workout!"""

"Why are gay guy's houses so clean? Because they are so anal!"

"Libraries are a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn't be allowed to talk."

"What is a dog covered in poo called? A SHIT-szu. I thought of this due to the fact that my Shitszu came inside covered in mud."

"Who's a good example of a Swedish Spaniard? Per Ejemplo."

"How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan? You take away its tiny brooms."

"I just got an iPhone 7S for my wife I thought that was a good trade"

"THEM: What's it called when you think about them all the time? ME: Love. T: What if it's about murdering them all the time? M: Also love."

"Everyone's inner douche comes out when naming their wifi network."

"Russia and Ukraine. What did Russia say to Ukraine? Go Crimea River."