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Joke of the Day

"What did Kermit eat after he got divorced? Pork Chops"

"The boss of Dulux paints has died of hypothermia while trekking across the Antarctic. Medics say he needed a second coat."

"Did you hear about the dog-walker that went missing? Police say they are following a few leads."

"N.W.A. i was straight outta chocolate syrup and very upset so i nicked some from my roommate. i am a nicker with attitude"

"So I just gave birth to a butt baby [NSFW] Well, actually no, it came out in a bunch of pieces so I guess it was more of a butt abortion."

"JOHN LENNON: Love is all you need ME: This guy knows what it's all about JOHN LENNON: I am the egg man coo coo ca chu ME: OK scratch that"

"I slept with 4 girls last night... And the floor of the hotel room killed my back."

"Today a tragedy occurred: a gardener died You could say he threw in the trowel"

"What do Smokey the Bear and Alexander the Great have in common? Their middle name."

"what do you call people waiting in line for the new iPhone iQ(ueue) made this up just now"