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Joke of the Day
"What did Kermit eat after he got divorced? Pork Chops"
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"Why doesn't George RR Martin use twitter? Because he killed all 144 characters -stolen from /r/gameofthrones"
"WWII was just all the people w/ time machines who went back in time to kill hitler fighting the time travelers who wanted to protect hitler"
"Trying not to take my dog's sighing personally."
"If my cat didn't want to smoke cigarettes then he never should have bought that leather jacket"
"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They're stuck up bitches."
"Most people browse on Google or Bing... But I browse on fleek"
"I would tell you a joke about bins.. ..But it's rubbish."
"Sharks are more likely to go and attack men than women So if you are swimming with women. Just punch it in the nose Then throw her towards the shark"
"What if Stephen Hawking Is the real Slim Shady but he can't stand up"