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Joke of the Day

"What driver doesn't have a license? A screwdriver"

"My wife asked what I thought of her new blouse and I used the word ""slimming"", I explain to the other homeless people."

"My ""Metapod"" has been having some problems When I used Harden . . . It failed. So I tried to find something to help it. After asking my doctor, he said the best option would be to use a PP Up."

"What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper."

"What do dolphins like to listen to? Podcasts."

"What is the closest thing similar to a woman having a period? Your salary. It also comes once a month, and lasts about 5 days. And if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble."

"Two peanuts walk down the street... one was a salted"

"Me: WHO DREW ON THE WALL?! 4-year-old: 2-year-old: 4-year-old: 2-year-old: 4-year-old: The dog."

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."

"I saw a Trump supporter getting jumped by 6 guys yesterday, I knew I had to do something. So I jumped in. He had no chance against 7 of us."