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Joke of the Day
"How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears? With a ""Cry-key!"""
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"So apparently they have to HIRE you to take off your shirt at Abercrombie"
"ITEMS EVERY WOMAN SHOULD OWN: -Little Black Dress -Cute flats -Strappy s- ok now that the men have stopped reading, we revolt at dawn."
"Hitler meets Anne Frank one day in the camp. Hitler: you know, I like you... how about you join me for dinner next Friday? Anne Frank: let me check my diary"
"I've got a plan to get rid of the dollar Honestly, it makes a lot of cents"
"That's the last time I buy underwear at a yard sale. I don't want to talk about it."
"What is the difference between a wife and a parasite? At least a parasite won't leave you for someone else after sucking everything out of you."
"What does a racist baker exclaim? white flour!"
"A salesman knocked on my door today. ""Who currently provides your Internet?"" he asked. I said, ""My next door neighbour."""
"SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three candles for your party? PIGLET: I'd rather have three cakes and one candle."