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Joke of the Day
"How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears? With a ""Cry-key!"""
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"I had two gorgeous cats... One was called Idonknow and the other Idonremember. Unfortunately, idonremember jumped from the Golden Gate bridge and died. Which dog remained alive?"
"What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet? The Site-anic."
"I had a parrot that talked . . . but it never said, ""I'm hungry."" So it died."
"I've been considering studying abroad... ...but I'm afraid she might notice."
"2 fish. there are 2 fish in a tank, one turns to the other and says, ""How the fuck do you drive this thing?"""
"""The concept of romantic love is obsolete in the modern era"" I declare loudly to no one in particular as I grab for another dinner roll."
"My friend is so stupid that he thinks twice before saying nothing."
"How do you know an angle is dead? When it shows no vital sines"
"11 year old step son told me this... I lol'd Why did the cops show up at the elementary school? A 1st grader was resisting a rest."