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Joke of the Day
"""I sure hope Pitbull and Nicky Minaj do an album together!"" - said no one ever."
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"In a new poll, 80% of Japanese women admit to having faked origami"
"What starts with F and ends in UCK? Fire truck."
"Friends are like snowflakes If you pee on them, they disappear."
"Why did the Pakistani cook get fired? He could only cook eggs Sunni side up and, honestly, they tasted like Shi'ite."
"What is Mexico's national sport? Cross Country"
"A man saw a jar at a store's check-out counter that read ""Donate $1 for children"". ""That's a good deal!"" he thought."
"We are gathered here today because Somebody ""glares at coffin "" couldn't stay alive."
"(OL) What's the difference between a bucket of poop and a lawyer? A bucket."
"My entire working knowledge of automotive repair is derived from the song ""The Wheels on the Bus"""