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Joke of the Day
"How does Donald Trump plan to get rid of the mexicans? Juan by Juan"
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"You're a Jehova's Witness? What was Jehova accused of?"
"What's the difference between an insurance company and an asshole? If you shove money into an asshole at least you can expect to get shit back"
"The best way to get over someone is probably with your vehicle"
"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I'm serious. That Israeli how he does it."
"Its not drinking alone if the highway patrol has informed you they're calling for back up."
"I cant English good? I prefer to speaking to writing on paper so that my grammar isn't as tearable."
"What's the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup? Anyone can roast beef."
"What time is it when. You have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty."
"Have homeless dudes tried just running a comb through their hair?"