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Joke of the Day
" Is this the real life? Are you a manatee? Let's beat up french fries I should lay off the LSD "
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"Games of thrones has more __ than a __ Incest, Redneck wedding Fill in the blanks with your best joke!"
"What do you call a woman with no ass? A friend"
"I got arrested for shooting a black man I was charged for trying to impersonate a police officer"
"My new favorite sex position... Is called the JFK. It's where I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car."
"What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? We will get around to it sooner or later."
"What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt!"
"Did you hear the one about the sprinkler that tried to spray a man in the eye? It completely mist!"
"""I love the north pole and hate the south pole!, wait I love the south pole and hate the north pole!"" ~ a bi-polar bear"
"this Holiday Inn has their flag at half mast...I'm assuming one of their guests died overnight"