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Joke of the Day
"Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed? His wife didn't know any decent crackers."
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"Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd? Cus he looked one way, then another way after."
"Just found where my wife hid my birthday present! How'd she know I wanted a one-way ticket to Miami with some guy named Rico?"
"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are about a buck and deer nuts are under a buck."
"Once I threw a Boomerang but it didn't come back Now I live in fear"
"What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian? Where the ""eh"" is in the sentence. Canadian: ""How you doin, eh?"" Italian: ""Eh! How you doin?"""
"*on the phone Him: where are you?! Me: I'm just waiting for the train Him: hurry up Me:...no problem. I'll be waiting faster"
"How do moms in west Virginia know their daughter started her period? Her son's dick tasted like blood."
"Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over."
"I just found a great new way to check email, Facebook, Twitter, chat with friends and buy stuff on eBay, all from one spot. I got a job."