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Joke of the Day

"Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed? His wife didn't know any decent crackers."

"A man is kicked off a plane for playing online games. He was simply trying to have fun above all."

"*rings doorbell* hmm... not sure if it rang *waits 2 hours before ringing again so I don't seem impatient*"

"I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday... He said it's the most violent book he's ever read."

"If the State of the Union is really ""the best it's ever been"" Why do we ""need"" dozens of new government programs to fix it!"

"People are mad because MTV doesn't show music videos. What about Fox News? They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)"

"Don't beat your children... Give them informative physical connections."

"What is Whitney Houston's favorite coordination? HAND-EYYYYEEEEE-EEEE-IIIII!!!"

"Dark Joke from my sister when she was 6. Her: How did the dead baby get across the road? Me: How? Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: ....."

"Lorena Bobbit died in a car accident today From what I hear, some dick cut her off."