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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what a will is? C'mon! It's a dead giveaway."
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"What is a terrorists favourite food? Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter."
"Name a country that doesn't have a letter ""A"". JEPEN LOL"
"It's not that I accept the Terms and Conditions. It's just that I would rather not spend the rest of my life reading them."
"Next time, instead of complaining about how bad you have it, think about other people, and how to make things bad for them."
"Why does a dinosaur climb a tree? To get in his nest."
"God Plays Golf"
"If you tell me having a dog is the same as having a kid then I'm going to assume you yell at your dog to keep his pants on at Wal-Mart."
"Should I have a baby after 25? No, 25 is enough"
"What's your most fucked up joke? I'm looking for the most cancerous jokes you can think of."