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Joke of the Day
"What is the dumbest animal in the jungle? The polar bear"
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"Fucked a girl with one leg once... Should've used my dick ."
"Your kid is running around the store screaming at the top of his lungs annoying everyone and I'm the asshole for tripping him??"
"My iPhone just autocorrected ""everyone"" to ""wartime"". I'm not entirely sure what that means but I'm pretty sure we're all going to die."
"A monk refused to use anesthesia during a root canal... Apparently he wanted to transcend dental medication."
"What do they call American Liberty in Israel? A valid target."
"Police: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card? Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now? Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!"
"they played Twist,so I twisted. they played Jump, so I jumped. they played Come on Eileen ... and I was banned for life"
"I once tried to write a book about my thoughts But there's only so much you can put in a suicide note."
"I just realized the straps on the side of the mattress are for moving the mattress, and not for what I've been using them for all this time."