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Joke of the Day

"A monk refused to use anesthesia during a root canal... Apparently he wanted to transcend dental medication."

"What do 7 out of 8 people enjoy? Gang rape."

"[me as a passenger on the titanic] oh ewww are there olives in this salad? YOU be quiet lillian, i swear this trip cannot possibly get worse"

"I came across a joke on Reddit.... ....and read-it."

"Worst 15 minutes of my life I quit Reddit it was the worst 15 minutes of my life!!!"

"Where does the General keep his armies? Up his sleevies!"

"If a malevolent demon is watching you sleep, simply go to Settings > General > Privacy > Malevolent Demon Who Watches You Sleep (Deactivate)"

"You probably know the last word of this sentence"

"What do Brussels sprouts and pubic have in common? You push them to the side and keep eating"

"Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? She uses the other one to moan."