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Joke of the Day
"Fucked a girl with one leg once... Should've used my dick ."
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"What do you call a gummy bear with no teeth? A gummy bear."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman? None."
"Can't release my sex tape because an animal was harmed during filming :("
"""You know what? Guys should play ALL the parts. We could even wear dresses and kiss and stuff."" - Shakespeare's gay friend"
"What do you do when you love a hotel? You Mariott"
"My girlfriend hate when i call her fat And now she want us to break up so i said : What about the baby."
"The United States now has... 51 one states, 50 regular one with an ass-ter-risk Bud Dum Tss."
"I have a wig, I have an orange, ugh Donald Trump"
"Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? - A: Car-pets!"