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Joke of the Day

"To avoid being raped when I am in jail... I stick a tube of toothpaste up my ass for complete cavity protection."

"If a dog has puppies in a public place, can they be arrested for littering?"

"Sometimes you just have to grab the bull by the balls before you realize ""This can't be right."""

"I don't have a swimmer's body. I have more of a drowning to death body. #Olympics"

"How to make friends: Put your clothes on backwards so people don't notice you walking up to them."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korean missiles don't go that far."

"So, hows your DNS lookup up? Yet again, I am very sorry."

"Why did the headless chicken cross the road? Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side"

"Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes WHACK! ""Damn."" A bad skydiver goes ""Damn."" WHACK!"

"What's the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a tree? My dick."