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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a tree? My dick."
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"How do you pronounce the ""Pao"" in ""Power'? [deleted]"
"Seems like Harrison Ford is really down to earth Too early?"
"Why are housing prices in Toronto falling? Because the market got flooded."
"""Mmmm Brians"" - a dyslexic or gay zombie"
"Babe are you a new software update? Because not now."
"A time traveler walks into a bar... The bartender says ""we don't serve time travelers here."" The time traveler looks at the bartender and says ""it's about time!"""
"A jogger just yelled at me for accidentally blowing pot smoke in his face. So I yelled at him for making me feel fat."
"Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth? Because they philos all the time!"
"It's hard to be Japanese. You know why? It's because I'm Chinese."