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Joke of the Day
"Why did the headless chicken cross the road? Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side"
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"What do you call a hairpiece on an Asian guy? ...an Oriental Rug."
"What's the difference between David Bowie and porn? Porn sometimes features good music. R.I.P"
"Single beds Should date more."
"[snake charmer struggling to get snake to stand up] I swear this never happens"
"What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky? Just-ice"
"Hate when I lay out too close to the shoreline and the other beach goers team up to try to push me back in the water."
"When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say ""thank you""? ...instead of all this ""how did you get in to my house?"" calling 9-11 business."
"If a bear confronts you in the woods, make it go away by handing it a flyer for your boyfriend's band's show."
"I've asked a flight attendant to change my seat because of crying baby next to me It turns out you can't do that if baby is yours."