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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korean missiles don't go that far."
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"DATING TIP: Be a gentleman. Hold her door. Hold her hand. Hold her purse. Hold her for ransom. Demand a chopper. Fly away. Start a new life."
"If a hobbit were to bake a hairstyle, what would he make it out of? Frodo"
"Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs? He wanted his *Kidneys*."
"What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg? Nothing. They haven't met yet."
"That moment when you realize you can't ignore someones message on Facebook anymore because it shows that you've read it."
"Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone? I thought friendship was magic"
"What do you call a pall bearer in Oklahoma? A karaoke!"
"""Opinions are like assholes..."" ""... I like yours."" -SO this morning"
"What the #1 thing every guy looks for in a woman? His dick..."