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Joke of the Day
"If a dog has puppies in a public place, can they be arrested for littering?"
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"I may be middle-class, but I'm hard. *Al dente*, you might say. **Jimmy Carr**"
"A time traveling pharaoh and a modern Jewish man discuss religions When the man says he is Jewish the pharaoh responds ""I absolutely love Jews. I own 40,000 of them!"""
"A man asks his wife ""Why don't you ever tell me when you have an orgasm?"" The wife says ""I don't like calling you when you're at work!"""
"A Diamond Comes home to his Coal wife and Coal Child He says ""I've been under a lot of pressure lately (Edit: Just realized this was on the front page gaddamit)"
"How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak? Keep it in church, guys."
"What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked? He couldn't think of anything, and said ""I'll mullet over"""
"There are few things more awkward on a blind date than looking up from your phone to realise she's left. She obviously wasn't blind at all."
"Daddy Bear -""Someones been sleeping in my bed."" Mummy Bear -""Wouldn't be the first time."" Daddy Bear -""It's been 3 years Sue, let it go."""
"Everybody values honesty, until they have an ugly baby."