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Joke of the Day
"What do you call batman when he skips church? Christian Bale"
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"Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life."
"I get so fustrated when people say ""supposably"" or ""irregardless"" I feel like I'm literally drownding"
"I was going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind."
"Before an army officer can get married, they need to know the rules of engagement."
"Finally getting around to shaving my legs, blow drying them kept taking to long."
"Starting a new job today. I'm not sure what company, but it's wherever this lady with the giant box of donuts is going."
"A gun is like a coupon that works anywhere"
"[NSFW]We should learn three things from dogs. 1. Love 2. Trust 3. Faithfulness And what we actually learn? Doggy style"
"game of thrones bt it's my family fighting over who will sit in grandma's chair while watching t.v. After she dies."