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Joke of the Day

"game of thrones bt it's my family fighting over who will sit in grandma's chair while watching t.v. After she dies."

"how is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying."

"question about god? if god can do anything can he do nothing?"

"Events like the death of the Indian gang-rape victim just help remind me why I hate humans so much."

"I dropped my phone, is everyone okay?!"

"I got my head cut off [removed]"

"A teacher asked her class what their favorite letter was. A student raised his hand and said ""g"" Why is that Angus??"

"Post natal depression is a serious condition. I'm 38 years old and my mum still bursts into tears every time she sees me."

"Having swords for arms was a terrible first wish but it was a genie and I blurt weird things out when I panic."

"I consider it a personal victory everytime that I don't ask a person wearing a leg cast if they've broken their leg."