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Joke of the Day
"I was going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind."
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"What did the ghost of Kurt Cobain say right after his death? My feet are killin' me!"
"What do you call a hairpiece on an Asian guy? ...an Oriental Rug."
"*pulls up pants* Me: It feels like I've got the world's worst wedgie! Proctologist: That's normal. M: ... P: Hey... Have you seen my glove?"
"[boss calls me to office] We found a lot of disgusting porn on your computer. Thats a matter of opinion. Some may say it's the right amount."
"My Grandma Discovered an online knitting forum She was upset the other day, apparently she used the *wrong thread* and the Mods banned her."
"What is a stalkers favorite part of a hospital? the I see you."
"Q: What's the highest position in the Greek Navy? A: Rear Admiral!"
"You know who hates unexpected visitors? Osama Bin Ladin"
"In my experience there's two ways to get things done, the right way and the drunk way."