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Joke of the Day

"A disease that kills you and can only be spread through the transmission of bodily fluids. Are we sure we're not talking about marriage?"

"Why does the boy could not bend his knees? because he had no knees"

"The easiest way to create a feeling a suspense. ..."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ankara ! Ankara who ? Ankara went off the cliff !"

"To all my American friends: Happy hunger games... May the odds be ever in your favor."

"Cop: Ma'am, what's in the bottle? Me: Just some water. Cop: Ma'am that's wine... Me: Jesus did it again!!"

"My GPA.. My GPA is the square root of -16. An imaginary 4.0"

"Rules for being a good neighbor: 1. MIND YOUR OWN GODDAMN BUSINESS 2. Don't forget rule number one."

"Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang? because he is a Boxer"

"Did you hear that joke about mosquitoes? it's malarious."