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Joke of the Day
"To all my American friends: Happy hunger games... May the odds be ever in your favor."
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"What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree? Stroganoff."
"What do you call a tall, obese computer nerd with a bladder control problem. A Big Fat Geek Wetting."
"How much does a hipster weigh? An *instagram*"
"My son and his friends are great ... They always spray the house with air freshener before I get home"
"If you watch The Blindside backwards, Sandra Bullock becomes so disappointed in her black son that she abandons him on the side of the road."
"Anyone who feels bad about dumping a huge national debt on the next generation hasn't spent a lot of time around teenagers."
"I told my dad that I heard the U.S. is sending warships to Yemen.. ""Sounds like some Yemen-aide..."""
"I poured spot remover on my dog Now he's gone"
"This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore."