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Joke of the Day

"Cop: Ma'am, what's in the bottle? Me: Just some water. Cop: Ma'am that's wine... Me: Jesus did it again!!"

"I love this joke today Knock, knock. ""Who's there?"" 9/11 ""9/11 who?"" You said you would never forget! Sorry if this has been posted recently.. Could be too soon?"

"What's green, white, and orange and only appears once a year? Irish pride"

"sweaty palms make for good handjobs and that's the quickest way to turn an interview in your favor"

"Firemen are always really friendly, until they figure out it was you that started the fire."

"Whats the difference between Marmalade and Jam? You cant marmalade your cock up a womans arse..."

"What do you get when you cross a drunk woman with a tactical grenade? Flash-banged. ;)"

"a joke about a lawyer Q: why did the lawyer get written up for sexual harassment? A: he kept asking people if they had seen his briefs."

"Cop: ""Did you kill this man?"" Me: ""No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed."""

"What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish? A couple of weeks"