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Joke of the Day
"Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang? because he is a Boxer"
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"How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!"
"I refuse to lower my standards to accommodate those who refuse to raise theirs."
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers"
"How do you make Polish sausage ? First you gotta find a retarded pig..."
"My parents never asked me to run away from home, but there were many unexplained one way tickets."
"What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear? An algae bra."
"Great slogan for an abortion clinic... No Fetus Will Beat Us!"
"People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible."
"The baker wouldn't finish telling me how he makes bread. He said that information was on a knead-to-know basis."