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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ankara ! Ankara who ? Ankara went off the cliff !"

"guy at seaworld: ""it's a cross between an eel and a shark, we're asking everyone to pick a name for him"" wife: ""steve"" me: ""sharkeel o'neal"""

"I eat mushrooms for petit dejeuner. It's the breakfast of champignons."

"What`s the definition of a misogynist? A man who hates every bone in the female body... except his own."

"3.14% of sailors are... -rates."

"What do you call Harrison Ford making a Venn diagram? Comparrison Ford!"

"Bernie has a fucked up Campaign Slogan. As a Jew, why the fuck would his campaign slogan be ""Feel the Bern""? Love the guy, best canidate, a bit flawed and optimistic. Don't kill me bernie bros."

"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it didn't want to get stuck in any cracks."

"I Know What You Did Last Summer. You Posted It To Facebook. And You Do Not Seem To Understand How To Use The Privacy Controls."

"Why do jews have big noses? Because air is free."