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Joke of the Day

"Where was Solomon's temple located? On the side of his head."

"Why couldn't the expert fisherman get any dates? Because he said he was a master baiter."

"Why did the communists trip over? Because they were Russian!"

"If you bump into someone at the grocery store and say goodbye, there's a 99 percent chance you'll see them in every single aisle after that."

"Interviewer: Do you have any questions? Me: Truth or dare I: M: I:.. Dare M: I dare you to give me this job I:(under breath) Damn she's good"

"What do a moped and a fat chick have in common? Both are fun to ride but you'd never want your friend to catch you on one."

"Gf: Remember that night we had unprotected sex Me: Yeah Gf: I'm having twins Me suspiciously: We only did it once why's there two babies"

"So one sperms says to the other sperm.. NSFW ""How long til we get to the ovaries?"" . The other sperm replies, ""hopefully soon, we just passed the tonsils"""

"A black man and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? The cop"

"The first person who started winking at others was probably the creepiest human ever."