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Joke of the Day

"What did the Giant say to the cripple? Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!"

"Lindt chocolate... .....is to die for."

"You know what I have found always kills the mood? The noise from a rape alarm"

"Necrophilia joke How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac? He's always HARD at work."

"While building a windmill I had to go to the restroom. You could say shit hit the fan."

"Don't fall in love. You will get feelings and die."

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own question? I do."

"Two Part Joke Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road? To get to the stupid bitches house. Knock Knock [Whose There] It's the Chicken!"

"Why didn't the Turkey cross the road? It was too Chicken."

"Before I rush off to the bathroom to pee, I just wanted to tell you what a good friend you are to me. On a scale from 1 to 10... *urinate*"