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Joke of the Day

"Don't fall in love. You will get feelings and die."

"Mom wants to meet her Son's Girlfriend Mom :- Son, I would like to meet your Girlfriend. Son:- Me Too.... (Being Single)"

"I don't care how old you are, the only safe way to guarantee the monster under the bed doesn't grab you is to use the run and jump method."

"What do you call a black man in a stunt plane? The brown streak."

"When the blonde found out her toaster wasn't water proof, she was shocked. A man walked into a therapist office wearing nothing but shrink wrap. The therapist said, ""I can clearly see you're nuts"""

"Doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand A neutron walks into a bar, and asks: ""How much for a drink?"". To which the bartender replies: ""For you, no charge"""

"I got a job with the Postal Service So I could tell people I'm a mail escort."

"What are the symptoms of amnesia? I can't remember"

"Why are there different species of hyena? Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?"

"I think I've figured out Dr Who's first name Guess"