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"Lindt chocolate... .....is to die for."
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"Which of the following words does not belong: meat, eggs, wife, blowjob? Blowjob. You can beat your meat, eggs, and wife; but you can't beat a blowjob."
"Why don't prawns give to charity? Because they're shellfish."
"""I do."" ""Same."" - wedding vows in 2030"
"My ex-girlfriend has a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh. and if you hold your ear against it, you can smell the sea."
"Guy comes to my door and asks if I want to be a Jehovah's Witness I said, ""Hey man I didn't even see the accident"""
"""Son, I want to let you know that you were adopted. ""What?! Really?!"", I said. ""Yep! Go pack your things and get ready"", my dad said. ""They'll be here to pick you up in twenty minutes."""
"I asked a new zealander how many sexual partners he has had. He fell asleep counting."
"What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma? When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head."
"Why was the comedian with bad-ended jokes unpopular? Because everytime he told a joke people fainted in the end."