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Joke of the Day
"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own question? I do."
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"When you say ""liar liar pants on fire,"" it makes you a liar too. Their pants probably aren't on fire"
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"Which clown has killed the most people? Ronald McDonald"
"a lady walks into her house but then the she realizes she does not have a home for living and is sleeping in trash bag"
"I only ever learned a couple karate moves, so you could say I know partial arts."
"Sex is not the answer... Sex is the question. ""Yes"" is the answer"
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"I've got a quiet buddy who taught his cat to speak. He's a fan of mew words."