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Joke of the Day
"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own question? I do."
Next Joke
"Him: How many glasses of wine have you had today? Me: One, but it was in the shape of a giant bottle."
"What's the difference between finding $50 and anal sex? One will make your day, the other will make your hole weak."
"I've been reading an interesting book about rainbows and colors. It taught me different ways to view color. It's not all black and white"
"I asked a Jewish girl her number She said she didn't have one, but could give me her grandfather's."
"What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist? Nothing, giraffes aren't real."
"Every day I try to learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice."
"Love your friends, crop dust your enemies in a crowded elevator."
"They say dog is a man's best friend and diamonds are a girl's best friend but My best friends are cows because steak and handbags."
"-What are you drinking, son? -Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the ""es"" that was bothering everyone"