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Joke of the Day

"Necrophilia joke How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac? He's always HARD at work."

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"TIL that French military units do not fly the French flag. They use a white flag instead."
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"I tried a new shampoo that adds extra volume but I found it too loud."
"With all the hate about the black clone trooper He is a clone of Jango Fett brother, Django Fett. http://pmcvariety.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/star-wars-teaser.png?w=670&h=351&crop=1"
"A chinese couple had a black baby They named it ""Sum Ting Wong""."
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"what do you call a gay dinosore a gay dinosore"
"How do you handle a redheads anger? Gingerly."