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Joke of the Day
"Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey? To Prove They Were Not Chicken"
Next Joke
"Me: I have a secret *I take off my wig* Her: I don't care still I love you *I smile, take off my bald cap* Me: you passed the final test"
"I've been dieting for 2 weeks now and so far I lost 5 Instagram followers."
"That awkward moment when you can't decide if it's just a bad pic or you really look like that."
"Why do butter substitutes have such a hard time? Because they're always being marginalized!"
"What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater? Three brunettes trying to burn it down."
"Is it wrecked or love My cell was 14 % and my gf cell was 97 % she put out my cell from charging and kept her cell and start playing temple run on my cell..."
"Three friends were casually talking. -I bumped into my Russian friend yesterday -Vladislav? -Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more!"
"My cock was actually in the Guinness Book of World Records once... But it really pissed off the librarian and she kicked me out!"
"My hobbies include humming the Jurassic Park theme song to my chickens, to make them feel more in touch with their ancestors."