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Joke of the Day

"My cock was actually in the Guinness Book of World Records once... But it really pissed off the librarian and she kicked me out!"

"What's the difference between finding $50 and anal sex? One will make your day, the other will make your hole weak."

"When I tell my wife I'm gonna have to work late she knows it's code for I was playing with super glue and I'm stuck to my desk again."

"What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth."

"We've just put the swimming pool up for the kids, not sure if I'm gonna hide in it, but I'm definitely gonna... Lilo"

"Have you heard my joke about construction? I'm still working on it"

"If you get cold just stand in a corner for a while. They are about 90 degrees."

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field"

"Just gave all of my money to Charity, she gives a hell of a lap dance."

"I can tell you how to view NSFW content while at your desk. Get to work, Michael! You're not getting paid to watch models who have ""MAGA"" tattooed on their breasts."