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Joke of the Day

"Me: I have a secret *I take off my wig* Her: I don't care still I love you *I smile, take off my bald cap* Me: you passed the final test"

"The existence of Hogwarts has never been proven false..."

"What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ""Oh sheet!"""

"I got Mood Poisoning. Must have been something I hate."

"Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks."

"Dad: ""Hey son, what has four legs and doesn't breathe?"" Son: ""Haha, you can't fool me again Dad! A chair!"" Dad: ""Not this time, son. Our dog died."""

"I was walking down the street one day.. and a man threw a bit of cheese at my head, i turned to him and said; 'oh, real mature mate'."

"What kind of tea isn't fake? A property"

"The Energizer bunny was just releases from prison. He was charged with battery. . . ."

"What does a Jewish pedophile say to a child? Do you want to buy a candy?"