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Joke of the Day

"Is it wrecked or love My cell was 14 % and my gf cell was 97 % she put out my cell from charging and kept her cell and start playing temple run on my cell..."

"*passive aggressively turns off Christmas lights when someone stops too long to look at them*"

"What do you call a redhead [NSFW] ...in an interracial gangbang? Red Riding Hood Happy Halloween."

"I found the best comment about what's been happening to reddit [DELETED]"

"Wait, Australia is 14 hours ahead of America? Thanks for the 9/11 warning!"

"If there's one thing I'm better at than everyone else... It's humility."

"This girl on Facebook is dying her hair blonde tonight. Omg she's nervous, you guys."

"Ever get the feeling someone is watching you when you sleep? Yeah, sorry about that."

"I run a gambling ring where we throw humidifiers and dehumidifiers into a pit and let 'em fight that shit out."

"So a guy is eating a steak dinner at a restaurant... ...when the waitress comes over and asked the man ""How did you find the steak, sir?"" The man looks at her and says ""I just moved the potatoes."""