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Joke of the Day
"That awkward moment when you can't decide if it's just a bad pic or you really look like that."
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"To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer."
"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? The prostitute can wash their crack and sell it again."
"Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question. Pupil : How long for the answer sir !"
"Just kick higher, dammit! This isn't Rockette science."
"I went to the dermatologist about something on my neck- -and they said I just needed to scrub it!!!"
"The main reason I got divorced is because I got married."
"If Shrek can find love, so can you."
"2015 twilight zone episode abt me wanting to get jacked so my clothes fit better but then I get so jacked they look too tight and weird"
"What do you call a poorly made massive dumpling? A wanton one-ton wonton."