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Joke of the Day

"What did Trump say to Putin after he got elected? Well, Vladimir, urine for a real treat the next four years."

"What's the best way to wipe a computer server? A cloth."

"Who is tall dark and a great dancer ? Dark Raver !"

"Where does the red teletubby come from? Poland"

"Did you hear about the blind prostitute? you've gotta hand it to her..."

"What kind of bread always goes wrong? A rye"

"So I go to the shops to get some food... This motherfucker behind the counter takes my money. That's thievery."

"What's the currency in space? Starbucks"

"A husband and his wife. ""honey I have a confession to make. I've been seeing a psychiatrist"" ""Thats's okay dear"" the wife replied. ""I've been seeing the pool man and our daughter's basketball coach"""

"Why was everyone scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender"