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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the blind prostitute? you've gotta hand it to her..."

"Jared Leto's primary preparation for his role as the Joker was changing his middle name to Stil"

"Scientists detected gravitational waves directly for the first time Your mom's gonna get half the Nobel prize."

"So I Tattooed a $100 bill On my Peter so my woman always has money to blow!"

"You look cute without glasses. my glasses."

"My friend owns a bakery Last week it burnt down Now his business is TOAST"

"I went by the house I grew up in and asked if I could go in and look around. They said no and slammed the door. My parents can be so rude..."

"I'm starting to think that the gym isn't really for me. I went this morning and laid down on the mat to do some sit-ups. I woke up 2 hours later."

"Her: OMG! You didn't feed my cat while I was away? Me: Do you remember that time you didn't harvest my crops on FarmVille? Now we're even."

"What did the Ocean say to the Beach? Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever."