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Joke of the Day

"Who is tall dark and a great dancer ? Dark Raver !"

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"I've been studying Israeli army martial arts. I now know 16 different ways to kick a Palestinian woman in the back."
"They say not to text and drive, but I still feel totally fine after like two texts"
"When I was a kid, I wanted to be an adult. So yeah....kids are stupid."
"What is the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents that you are gay."
"What do gay horses eat? Hayyyy"
"Crack-head's favorite rap song... I wanna rock RIGHT NOW!!!!"
"What do you call a homosexual on roller skates? Rolaids"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! C's ! C's who ? C's the day !"
"Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top? The tube top was strapless."