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Joke of the Day
"What goes oh oh oh? Santa walking backwards."
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"One of the toddlers on the Intensive Care Unit is playing with a toy donkey. ICU baby, shaking that ass."
"Why are black people unfair? Because they're unfair."
"What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard? Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree? bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense?"
"santa claus visits everyone Q: What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton? A: Ho, ho, ho!"
"4yo daughter: No matter how much I wipe there's still poo Me: *blocking people on twitter* Same, baby"
"I hate when people people ask me what I'm doing in 5 years I mean like, come on guys I don't have 20/20 vision."
"What does a robot do after a one night stand? He nuts and bolts"
"What did the Mexican fireman name his children? Jose and Hose B"
"STEPS TO FOLD A FITTED SHEET 1) PUT SHEET ON BED 2) FOLD BED"