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Joke of the Day

"What does a robot do after a one night stand? He nuts and bolts"

"""I see your face and raise you a boner."" - a fun way for a poker player to tell his girlfriend she's attractive"

"How is an accordion like an artillery shell? Once you hear it, it's already too late."

"Wouldn't that be a cool twist if World War 3 turned out to be a U.S.-Russia thing after all? ""So retro!"", you'd think as you were vaporized."

"New Knock-Knock joke? Child: Knock Knock Grandmother: Who's there? Child: [Insert Name] Grandmother: [Insert Name] who? Child: Oh no! You have Alzheimer's! Yes? No?"

"How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives? Asbestos they can."

"I have but one question Why did curiousity kill the cat?"

"Q: Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy? A: Because he only made a good buccaneer."

"What happened to the muslim critic? He blew everything out of proportion!"

"Polish Joke anyone? Knock, knock. Who's there? A Polish burgular."